Doing this first. Checking rest of messages later.
Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/
1 Switch to All Regions
2 Switch to 13 Only one Pokemon per question
1 This Pokemon is your best friend
((Personally, I think Roggenrola looks stupid buuuuuuut...))
2 This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
Looks like I'm never getting that promotion...
3 This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
….....Hey, Panpour...can we use your bro, Pansear, as a Bunsen burner?
4 This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
Well, looks like I'm safe then
5 This Pokemon is your Ex
Now THIS is the Pokemon I'd expect to murder me...not Nosepass.
6 This Pokemon is your boyfriend
NO. NO NO NO NO NO. I'd be fine with Ninjask, but SHEDINJA???
Maybe I'm just dating Shedinja to get props with Ninjask so I can date him next???
7 This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
OMG, I'm being stalked by THIS thing? Bring it on!
8 This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
I'll destroy that thing for stealing my cheesecake. I don't care if it's an endangered species or whatever, IT WILL PAY.
9 This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
Aw! I'd love to have a Tepig! Even if he's not my favorite Unova starter, he's so adorable!
10 This Pokemon punched your dad
11 This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
12 This Pokemon died by your hands
Makes sense. I mean, I've played D/P/Pt so many times, I've probably been through Mount Coronet THOUSANDS of times by now, and, since my starter is usually Infernape, Bronzongs usually get OBLITERATED in my wake.
13 This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
NO! NOT THE HM SLAVE!!!
14 This Pokemon is your loving pet
Of all Pokemon, why Vivillion? WHY VIVILLION?
15 This Pokemon is your Dentist
Well, my teeth are screwed...if not my entire person...
16 This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
OH MY GOSH. SERIOUSLY, THOUGH. THIS IS EXACTLY CORRECT.
17 This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house
We don't even have a basement...never had one...ever
Lessee...Who will I tag?...
Well, I think would enjoy doing this meme...
...But I also want to do it too...
So I tag both of you! Enjoy!